Love (and laugh) at first sight: more than 10 sure-fire ways to find true love!

People across the globe are always looking for love, but it’s not always the easiest thing to find.
Do not fret, though, as true love is out there, and here we’ll tell you how to find it.
Follow these tips, and who knows?
You may find your significant other by the end of this day!
Herewith, from science and folklore, are more than 10 sure-fire techniques for finding your love and perfect mate.
Yes, folks, this is the right way to get the guy or girl of your dreams!
That said, we’ll let you be the judge of these sure-fire techniques for finding, attracting, and maybe wedding the person you’ll love forever!

Well, If there’s a special someone you are interested in asking out, DON’T be afraid to wait until next time, probably until the end of your days.
Attraction can hit like a ton of bricks: one minute you’re minding your own business, and the next, a random glance from a stranger strikes love. Maybe it’s that person sitting alone at lunch, or the one who sits in the car next to you, in a traffic jam.
Either way, when in doubt, wait it out.
Make sure to hype yourself up, rehearse the asking-out script in your head at least 20/30 times, and then when the right moment comes, don’t be afraid to put it off until next time, again.
In a world of 8.1 Billion people, you are pretty much guaranteed to meet someone, right?
And thus practice and perfect your “Hey, baby. Let’s elope and spend our remaining years staring into each other’s eyes, having 2 or 3 kids and retiring to Hawaii” look.
In my experience, this one very difficult.
It’s a tough look to perfect, but when you do, be careful: this look and a serial killer stare are remarkably similar.

Too hard?
Pluck a stalk of yarrow and stick it up your nose.
If a drop of blood appears, your love is true.
Ok ok, perhaps you’d rather do like Australian aborigines, who prepare a love potion from the testicles of kangaroos.
You can also swallow the heart of a wild duck or, again, roast hummingbird hearts, grind them into a powder, and sprinkle it on your beloved.
It sounds good, right?
But don’t forget to kiss as many people as possible. Simply because Dr. Bubba Nicholson of Tampa, Florida, says that kissing is a way for us to taste semiochemicals on another’s skin, that transmit biological signals of compatability and attraction.

Casually drop “hip” vernacular (Love, Netflix and chill) in your conversation.
Kids these days love the Internet, and by casually using contemporary slang, you demonstrate cultural relevance and give off that classic “cool kid” vibe.
That line can work in most any situation, just make sure not to overdo it.
Meanwhile, place a snail in a pan of cornmeal, and the tracks it makes will spell your true love’s initials and don’t forget that, If you touch your little finger and forefinger behind your two middle fingers, you can have any sweetheart you like.

Update your social media profile, and master the art of a good bio.
It’s important to have a bio that screams one of three things: humor, intelligence or kindness. Take your pick, you don’t need to be all those things in life, and the profile pic is just as important (showcase your muscles and, above all, a good collection of modern, pretty filters).
Example: “Hey, this is (your name here). In my free time, when I’m not reading Shakespeare or the Bible, I like saving kittens from fires. I don’t discriminate. I also enjoy gazing at my beautiful face in the mirror.”
And don’t forget to cut your nails on nine Sundays in a row.
Both of these methods have a 95 percent success rate.

Swallow a white dove’s heart, point downward, while resting your hand on the shoulder of one you love.
No white doves?
Ok. One of the most important thing is don’t be afraid to people around the web.
I once heard that people remember how you make them feel, not what you told them.
Ever heard the philosophycal phrase “fake it until you make it?” and now, take that idea to it’s logical conclusion: present yourself to possible lovers as who you want to be one day rather than who you are now.
Why be yourself when you can be someone else?
By the time you meet up in real life, they won’t mind that you are suddenly 50 kg heavier than your pictures, don’t drive a Ferrari, don’t have blue eyes, all your hair, or work for the secret service.
You are just good with Insta-filters, again!
But, if your ego wasn’t enough, pick an apple, prick it full of holes, carry it for a while under your left arm, then give it to your lover.

And now a little bit of seriousness: stop looking.
Many experts agree that searching for a perfect mate is doomed.
Be flexible and don’t overthink this.
But if you must look, then carry the heart of an owl with you at all times.
Or, in its absence, our beloved love potion from the testicles of kangaroos borrowed from some Australian aborigine…